Considering how Oldbag got to be the Pink Princess and Larry the Steel Samurai at one point in canon, the fact Scruffyraptor isn't an actual thing kinda bums me.

Thank you for that fanart, it's a thing of beauty. As soon as I have the right inspiration I'll work on a sequel where Gumshoe's transformation into dinosaur goes a step forward as Pearl and Maya give him the appropriate costume, and maybe the truth about Phoenix's second job is discovered because of another case of mistaken identity.

The wonky syntax in that quote, it hurts